Hello fellow patients,One of the harshest critiques I have received so far came from a girl I know, who was kind enough to point out the biggest problem with my ramblings with a conciseness that I could only dream of having...
"I hear your blogs are pretty funny, and I looked 'em up one time, but there was way too much reading..."
Point well taken.
So, in an effort to make these pages appeal to the mainstream American consumer, I am proud to present...
Pictures!
There. Now you can say you've read over a thousand words today.
I'm trying to decide, though. I took this photo in Rome, and I can't decide which lie I want to associate with it...
#1: To find the nearest government building, look for the "government in action" roadsigns, convieniently located around the city.
#2: In an attempt to cut down on the problems associated with casual sex, the city of Rome is unveiling its new "You don't actually believe he's not married, do you?" ad campaign.
#3: Look, honey! Even the signs know you're full of shit!
#4: Limbaugh X-ing
Feel free to make up a lie of your own. You could use the practice, especially if you're planning on going out this weekend.
His Holiness Pope Salty I
